Jay, you ROCK. I love Shakespeare, I loved A Midsummer’s Night Dream (I played Hermia in the seventh grade; my brother played Oberon, King of the Fairies *snicker*), and I love this site. This first insult was perfect, just perfect:
O illiterate loiterer!
Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona.
My poor co-workers… they are in for a day of overblown outbursts.