Melinda Roberts | The Mommy Blog
Mater ex Machina
It just got worse.
Update! Who says I’m unteachable? Jay says there’s a MUCH more efficient way!
Is it moaning in pain?
No, but the stoat is sniffing around…
My word is “income.” Please, please, please let this not affect my income.
Alternatively, it can be interpreted as “INCOMING!”
fuckity. mine is ‘minutes’ —could be this is a time-sensitive matter. brace yourself.
Mine is “within” as in “the calm within the storm”? Anyway, do hang in there. Lub you.
my secret word is “where”, as in “just where are you planning on putting that?”
Hang in there, Min.
Turn that thing around and poke it at whoever is pissing you off the most.
yeah, I gotta agree with KH, use it as a weapon. There’s bound to be someone pissing you off today right?
No, no! Not hari-kari! Try hare krishna, or even better, Mata Hari (who, I am sure, had killer hair, among other things)!
Mine is “that’s” as in “tht’s all folks”…now I forgot what I was going to say.
well, I know what I was going to say. Which is this. At first, I thought that the top photo was, you know, kicked in the nuts lying face down on the floor gasping. Though I’m perfectly aware that you don’t, you know, have nuts, still, poetic licence and all that, and then there’s that gut instinct to Protect The Parts. Right. But just now it occurs to me that what the top photo really looks like is a singularly uncomfortable position for masturbation. And after all, it does reduce stress … secret word? quality—you can always depend upon it, from me.
Jilbur is full of good ideas.
My secret word is “friend”. Let your friends help you.
My secret word is ‘second’… I second Gail’s suggestion.
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