When did my child become Stewie?
I took the kids to Fresh Choice the other day and have been kicking myself ever since for not discovering it sooner. I mean, I’ve been there a hundred times myself, but it’s changed in the past few years, and I have never seen my children eat so much, so enthusiastically, for so little money. I digress.
At the end of the meal, the two youngest asked if they could go get dessert. I nodded, and as they scampered off, I asked my eldest. “Why do they ask permission when they’ve been here a million times with Daddy and know it’s part of the meal?”
“Because they are idiots, Mindy. Now join me.”