Really. No, really. I need help. With the video.
I posed as a videographer for a lecture series over the weekend, and now I need to figure out how to get six hours of a huge screen next to a tiny lectern to look fab in an embedded video. Good luck with that one, Sparky.
Haven’t seen the kids since Wednesday morning and I am just jonesin’ to get them back, although the house is clean and quiet, and I’m not doing a soft-shoe dance every time I wander into the kitchen in my bare feet. That’s gotta be my favorite. Cha-cha-cha-CHA.
Auctioneer: What country are you from?
Auctioneer: What part?
Josephus: 125th Street!
Also? Time to drum up some more freelance. I’ve completed all my current assignments and my bank had kindly informed me that I have fifteen dollars in one account and two dollars in the other. I’ve got to have more than that behind all the couch cushions. Better check before the kids come home.