QOTD

Mom, you smell like a baby dolphin before it’s been penetrated by the salt in the sea water and smells like crap.
—Name Withheld

Comments

  1. Now that’s one I’ve never heard before.

  2. Cheap motels are hard to find anymore.  They all want to ‘include’ breakfast and other addons.  Red Roof Inns rule!

  3. LMAO that’s cute.