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Posted by admin 142 days ago all|

About the Soup Chef

Melinda is a mom with a lot of technical expertise, a lot of kids, and just enough knowledge and dedication to pull all of that together into Pear Soup.

Pear Soup is dedicated to the outrageous things our kids say. Unlike adults, there are completely unpredictable. For example, we can safely predict that I will not be overheard saying the following:

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Don’t ask me too much

Posted by admin 148 days ago Out of the Blue|
Don’t ask me too much... I’m only a kid.
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ARE YOU CRAZY??!!

Posted by admin 148 days ago Moms|
Justin: "ARE YOU CRAZY??!!"
Cortnye, "No she''‘s not Justin, but she will be!"
(After finding out Mom is pregnant and last year’s little surprise is only 3 months old.) Read More
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If you put someone’s head in the toilet

Posted by admin 148 days ago Bodies|
If you put someone’s head in the toilet and flush it, what happens to that person?
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Penis is like a volcano

Posted by admin 150 days ago Bodies| penis volcano All
Look Mom -- my penis is like a volcano. I push it down; it rises up.

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Hiccups

Posted by admin 150 days ago Bodies| hiccups All
Mom: Maddie, you look like you've grown a foot.

Maddie: Well, I have had the hiccups a lot lately.

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Mommy Laps

Posted by admin 150 days ago Moms| mom All
"Thats how we do it mommy."

"What?"

"Us kids have to back up like a car so we can sit on human/mommy laps."

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G-string

Posted by admin 150 days ago Out of the Blue| g-string All
I learned how to adjust my G-string today. (side note: THANK GOODNESS she is talking about her viola)

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